Do What Makes You Happy

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"He offered her the world. She said she had her own."

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

styro:

otterologist:

simonwang:


my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming*
*excited screeching, coming closer*
*deep breath in*
*SCREAM*

(via lack-0f-serotonin)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(via lack-0f-serotonin)

silverblueroses:
“ thebicker:
“ fenchurchdent:
“ chicklikemeblog:
“ Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
”
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
”
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female...

silverblueroses:

thebicker:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

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